Dater: Box Of Chocolate Avs No Recipe For A Cup

You never know what you’re gonna get. That’s great if you’re at a top chef’s tasting menu. Not so much if you’re a fan of a hockey team hoping for a Stanley Cup.

The Avalanche were Gershwin’s “Rhapsody in Blue” in Game 4 against Dallas, with Gabe Landeskog’s third-period goal the chef’s kiss on a 4-0, dominant victory. In Game 5? A turd sandwich, to the tune of a Nickelback song.